{"id":756,"date":"2009-01-12T10:21:17","date_gmt":"2009-01-12T17:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/?p=756"},"modified":"2020-01-09T05:22:03","modified_gmt":"2020-01-09T12:22:03","slug":"im-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/2009\/01\/im-funny\/756\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m &#8220;Funny&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I spoke in Church yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>Here are some comments I got after my talk.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Hillarious, as always!&#8221; &#8211; Teenager<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Do you do stand up, you should do stand up, your speech was just like a stand up routine.&#8221; &#8211; Sweet Old Widow<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Dude, you are a great public speaker&#8221; &#8211; Guy who dressed as a whoopy cushion for Halloween.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Why didn&#8217;t you give the talk you wrote!?!&#8221; &#8211; Spouse<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>My talk was on the Book of Mormon being for our Day. I went a bit off of my topic, but I remember talking about:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A brief comment that the children were not doing well with the switch to afternoon church, and missed their naps (as did their fathers) as an Ice breaker.<\/li>\n<li>The Old Testmant not being written for our day, and being worse than an R or X rated movie<\/li>\n<li>Jeffrey R. 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