{"id":376,"date":"2007-04-20T08:54:55","date_gmt":"2007-04-20T15:54:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/2007\/04\/wedded-bliss\/376\/"},"modified":"2020-01-09T06:04:49","modified_gmt":"2020-01-09T13:04:49","slug":"wedded-bliss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/2007\/04\/wedded-bliss\/376\/","title":{"rendered":"Wedded Bliss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As of this summer I am officially no longer a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153newly wed\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.  G and I will hit our 15 year anniversary right about the time the temperatures are reaching their peak.  For some of you that may seem like a drop in the bucket and others it may seem like an eternity.  For me, there are days when it feels like I just got married and days when it feels like I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been married forever.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>As a reward for our good behavior G decided that we should go on an anniversary trip and it was up to me to decide where we should go.  I told G I thought that on top of a fabulous vacation I deserved some precious gems too.  G told me that I could have one or the other, but not both.  Hhhmmm\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>At first I tried to figure out a way that I could get both the trip and the jewelry.  I imagined us going to one of those public gem mines somewhere in the south where we would find HUGE amethysts, diamonds, and rubies in one shovelful.  <\/p>\n<p>I pictured a shirtless G down in a pit, sweaty muscles bulging with each swing of the pick.  I would be pacing at the top of the pit, slapping a riding crop on my palm shouting, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Keep diggink!  Ze jewels!  Ze will not find zemzelves!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>I quickly came to my senses when I envisioned a more realistic picture of our time at a mine:  After 2 shovels of dirt G would say, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Huh, looks like there are no jewels here.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  He would then hop onto the lip of the pit and take a swig of some gatoraid.  It would be me alone down in the pit sweaty and red faced, furiously digging for a gem the size of a peppercorn.  <\/p>\n<p>G would put up with this for about a half an hour and then start saying, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Are we done yet?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d every 2 minutes.  Eventually I would become so stressed out that I would grasp at any little stone that looked promising.  When we got home I would carry my precious little bag of stones to a gem cutter who would examine the bag closely and say, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wow!  It looks like you have a nice bag of Common North American Agate.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve decided that we will not be going to any public mines for our second honeymoon.  <\/p>\n<p>This is where I need your help.  I need some good ideas as to where to go.  We have passports, it will be sometime in the fall, and while we will be on a budget we won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have to hang out at KOAs with a loaf of bread and jar of peanut butter.<\/p>\n<p>I am a person who has always dreamed of seeing the world but in reality I have done precious little traveling in my life.  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